dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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