I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I have post one night stand depression
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