I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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