They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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