So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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