"it" just moved
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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