The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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