got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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