did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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