i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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