i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize