We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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