Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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