Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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