Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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