i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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