I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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