I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Will exercising make me less horny?
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