What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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