I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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