Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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