If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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