Do you still have your period?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Two words: nipple clamps
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