I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
false alarm. still invincible.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Be still, my beating vagina.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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