Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
