Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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