We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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