Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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