i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
And then my night got REAL pukey
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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