The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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