So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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