Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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