tell your sister to shave her snatch
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
