Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
