I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.