it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.