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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad

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(260): View more from Indiana

ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D

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(905): View more from Ontario

Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?

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(585): View more from New York

The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.

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