I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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