I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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