what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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