I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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