only if we run a train.
done.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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