Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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