I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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