If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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