Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
