How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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