so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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