He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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