Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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