ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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