So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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