Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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