Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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