I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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