If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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